The best part of watching “American Idol” for me is to listen to sly comments from the most mordant judge Simon Cowell and I can say that he has not mellowed down. Here are some from this year's show.
"You are a complete and utter drama queen. I’ve never met anyone else in my life, with the exception of Paula, who was so desperate to be famous." -- To Tatiana Del Toro
"We know you're a good singer, but I thought that was clumsy and amateurish." --To Danny Gokey
“I couldn’t wait for it to end.” - To Michael Sarvar
"The good news is, you look good. The bad news is, it was horrible, and whoever is advising you, I would fire." --To Megan Joy
"Standing now the way you are, you could be at a bus stop." --To Kris Allen
"I couldn't understand a single word. ... You could have been singing in Norwegian." --To Michael Sarver
“It's as if you were one of those girls who have to sing at a wedding and are forced to sing a song somebody's requested." --To Lil Rounds
"I thought it was absolute indulgent rubbish." --To Adam Lambert
"It was corny, and you were out of your depth." --To Jorge
"The vocals were brilliant. You are one heck of a singer. ... The dancing was hideous." --To Danny
"It's fine being artistic. Just not on this show." --To Scott
"You are beginning to become a bit boring." --To Jasmine
"You’re like a little hamster trying to be a tiger." -- to Alex Wagner-Trugman
"Nathaniel, I think you probably would." -- To Nathaniel Marshall who sang "I Would Do Anything For Love," by Meat Loaf
"You've actually got kind of a nice voice, but it was too cool for school." --To Jesse
"It was arguably one of the most atrocious performances we have ever had at this stage of the competition." --To Nick/Norman Gentle
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