Student scores, teacher stumped!

A primary teacher starts a new job at a school in Bangalore and, trying to make a good impression on his first day, talks about IPL cricket matches and explains to his class that he is a Royal Challengers Bangalore fan. He asks his students to raise their hands if they, too, are RCB fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand expect one little boy, Johnny.

The teacher looks at the boy with surprise and says: Johnny, why didn't you raise your hand?'

'Because I'm not a RCB fan', Johnny replies.

The teacher, still shocked, asks: 'Well if you're not an RCB fan, then who are you a fan of?'

'I'm a Mumbai Indians fan, and proud of it', Johnny says it with pride.

The teacher could not believe his ears.

'Johnny, why are you a MI fan?'

'Because my mum and dad are from Bombay, and my mum is a MI fan and my dad is a MI fan, so I'm a MI fan too!'

'Well, 'said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that's no reason for you to be a MI fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all the time. What if your mum was a cheap model and a sleazy actress and your dad was a drunkard and a gambler, what would you be then?'

'Then', Johnny smiles and says, 'I'd be a RCB fan.'